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A word of advice: Keep your pants on

Last thing Mark Stahnke remembers about Sunday night is that he had a cashier's check for $41K, plus the cash from his paycheck in his pocket. Which meant he was still wearing pants.

Fast-forward to Monday: No pants, no check, no cash, just Mark in his flannel shirt and BVDs in a stranger's back yard. Did I mention that his last memories were in a bar? Did I need to?

Fortunately for Mark, another stranger located his pants in an intersection while walking his dogs and turned in all the money. So he won't lose the shirt.
9/05/2007   Speak, Brothers and Sisters: 0 Comments

9/05/2007   Speak, Brothers and Sisters: 0 Comments

If you don't get the cash, don't leave the stash

It's never a bad idea to use a rental car for your drug dealings. However, it is a bad idea to leave roughly $60K in heroin behind when you return the car. The geniuses behind this caper in Frankfurt are, needless to say, in the pokey.
9/04/2007   Speak, Brothers and Sisters: 1 Comments
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